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Masturbating and kiljing 2000-2005

  Horny Boys was formed/thought up in late 1999/early 2000 in Kourula, Finland. The firstline-up consisted of Hellstone and LD (now the official stage wanker and kiljudrinker) on vocals, Radar on bass, Heeström (guitar) and Scarass J on drums.With this line-up we started rehearsing in November 2000 for our first gig inMonari on 16 Dec. We were shit musically yet made an impact on a couple of localperverts.

  After the first gig we did nothing until summer 2001. We rehearsed abit and recorded our first demo "Hold My Kilju 2001" on 22 September.There were 100 tapes copied of which 10-15 were sold taped next to bottle ofkilju as a limited edition.

  Spring 2002 saw a new release in the form of Horny Boys/Perselintu!-split cd-r. At this stage, Radar was kicked out of the band, because he wasseen talking to a female. Kyre (Kyre & Duunarit, Rejected) filled in forsome rehearsals until we found Hulk as a more permament bass player. In the endof the year Horny Boys played their second show- sober and sad.

  Then we broke up for about 6 months, I think. Meanwhile a lunaticBritish hc fan used our songs for two cd-r compilations.

  In spring 2003 it was time for the 3rd annual Horny Boys performance (theshow in 2001 had been cancelled). 15 minutes before the show Heeström decidednot to show up, because he was watching an important hockey game on TV.Teenage-Idol quickly "learned" a couple of songs and the band managedto spend almost 10 minutes on stage before all the songs he knew (+ a sludgeversion of Powerful Kilju) were played.

  We broke up again.

  In late 2003 Hellstone and Teenage Idol composed "Silicon Tits"(hailing the new dawn in the band's history) while watching tits on MTV andsmoking weed.

  We rehearsed a bit in early 2004 with a new bass player, Basisti, andplayed a show with Anal Thunder and Patsy Walkers at Husaari in March. This timethe venue was alcohol friendly, thank god.

  The latter part of the year was changing times for Horny Boys. Teenage -Idol(Anal Thunder and just about every other Lappeenranta band) replaced Heeström on guitar and we started playing shows.

"You say we'd better quit..."