Barse: "They Said It Couldn't Happen here... And It Didn't!"



Why Am I XXY?

richard ramirez just wouldn't stop it
he'll pull your eye out and fuck your socket
"18 or 80 dosent matter to me
disneyland awaits it's the territory"

why am I xxy?, Why am I xxy?
I'll stick my cock in your head but I don't know why, why am I xxy?

Peter sutcliffe he was some boy
A hammer and a hacksaw were his toys
13 was his final count
it was 20 odd really but there was seven not out

why am I xxy?, why am I xxy?
"I'll saw your head off and stab you through the eye, why am I xxy?

But your not on the same page as me, your not even in the same library
I'll lull you with a false sense of security, and then you'll end up on my plate

Why am I xxy?,Why am I xxy?
I need to masturbate every day and night, why am I xxy?

Ed kemper was six foot five
But he could'nt fuck girls who were alive
So he cut their throats and cut off their heads
And kept them in boxes under the bed

Why am I xxy?, why am I xxy?
"I killed my mum last night and I did'nt cry, why am I xxy?

People like this may live among us
The man who works for british gas, the man who drives the bus
So the moral of this story is plain to see
The man with an axe in the dark is me!

Why am I xxy? Why am I xxy?
The bodies in the attic make me think im right, why am I xxy?
Why am I xxy? Why am I xxy?
My heads fucked up and I wanna die, why am I xxy?

Sectioned

my parents wanna have me sectioned, sectioned, sectioned
my parents gonna have me locked up, their throwing away the key

tie me to a chair, cut off all my hair, lock me in a draw with a mental age of four
strap me to a bed and inject me with amatriptamine

parents gonna have me locked up, locked up today
parents gonna have me strapped up, sending me away

my parents wanna have me sectioned, sectioned, sectioned
my parents gonna have me locked up, their throwing away the key

tie me to a chair, cut off all my hair, lock me in a draw with a mental age of four
strap me to a bed and inject me with amatriptamine
cos my mother don't care, my father don't care, nobody cares
my parents gonna have me locked up I said "hello Rampton, the boys are ok"

Walking Around Shops

suspended high-rise in the sky, you've got nothing to say to me today
fine-fare, tesco, there all the same, just reading the sides of the fucking labels

walking 'round shops with my bird on Saturdays
she's the one I dig on every day of the week

now here it comes its another day
she's leading me round the fucking streets again

walking 'round shops with my bird on Saturday
down the kings road, theres no shops today

here it comes it's the t.v time, she's looking in the papers for another sense of mind
oh baby its up to you, you can stare at the idiot tube all night

I hate amerikka

I hate star trek and elevators
I hate flashlights and cops with guns
I hate fred flintstone and sgt bilko

I hate amerikkka one nil vietnam [repeat twice]

I hate baseball and elvis presley
I hate the stars and stripes and jimmy carter
I hate cadilacs and fucking cowboys

I hate amerikkka one nil vietnam [repeat twice]

I hate pepsi and dolly parton
I hate kojak and perry mason
I hate hamburgers and giant stadiums

I hate amerikkka one nil vietnam [repeat twice]

I hate disco and larry hagman
I hate dollar bills and therapists
Ihate drive-ins and the fucking freeway

I hate amerikkka one nil vietnam [repeat 4 times]

no style

she's walking down the street [no style]
got plastic on her feet [no style]
she's combing her hair [no style]
I don't know how she dare [no style]

She's trying to look nice [no style]
She puts her make-up on twice [no style]
She's trying to tell her mother [no style]
Nobody wants to fuck her [no style]

No style [she's got] no style, no style [she's got] no style
No style [she's got] no style, no style [she's got] no style

Repeat

Myra hindley [no style]
Mo molam [no style]
Pam ayres [no style]
Angela rippon [no style]
Ann widdecombe [no style]
Edwina currie [no style]
Sandy toksvig [no style]
Ena sharples [no style]
Vannessa feltz [no style]
Cilla black [no style]
Yoko ono [no style]
Barbara streisand [no style]
Anthea turner [no style]
Barbara cartland [no style]
Cynthia payne [no style]
There all insane

No style [she's got] no style, no style [she's got] no style
No style [she's got] no style, she's trying to tell her mother [no style]
Nobody wants to fuck her [no style] she's trying to look nice ,no style

everythings pointless

everythings pointless you know what I mean,
it's like trying to fly a kite in a submarine
I'm no longer happy playing with my toys
And now I'm feeling sick cos im back in my corduroys
I never knew why

Every things pointless you know what I mean
I've just woken up from another bad dream
Where people do the same things every day
And now I know that every day's the same
And I'm bored

Every things pointless you know what I mean
I'm painting the walls with margarine
There's rust in my eyes and sand in my mouth
I'm hanging off a bus stop trying to work it out
I'll find out

Everythings pointless you know what I mean [repeat 4 times]

sisters making pornos

sisters making pornos, upstairs in the flat
with all the turks and greeks, hanging around whatcha think of that

sisters making pornos, sisters making pornos
sisters making pornos, sisters making pornos

she's not the little girl she used to be, she's covered in spunk, she can't even breathe
sucking cocks and licking cracks, she's a lesbian that's a fact

sisters making pornos, sisters making pornos
sisters making pornos, sisters making pornos
you dirty cunt

she's up in the flat every night, three holes plugged she's air-tight
only started off with a bit of a ride, now mum and dad commit suicide

sisters making pornos, sisters making pornos
sisters making pornos, sisters making pornos
I said sisters making pornos

I saw you

NO MORE WALKING ALL ALONE, I SEE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND YOU
THERE A'INT NOTHING GONNA STOP ME NOW,I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU

NOW YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME THERES NOTHING WRONG
YOUR NEVER GONNA TURN AWAY
BUT NOW YOUR TRYING TO TO TELL ME THERES NOTHING HERE
AND NOW I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

I SAW YOU, RUNNING DOWN THE STREET,I GOT SHOT IN THE HEART
I SAW YOU, IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MOVIES AT A PICTURE SHOW

I HATE THOSE WORDS THAT YOU SAID TO ME, THERE NEVER GONNA WASH AWAY
SHES TAKING MY KID FROM THE COUNCIL SLUM, AND GOING ON HOLIDAY

NOW YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME THERES NOTHING WRONG
YOUR NEVER GONNA TURN AWAY
BUT NOW YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME THERES NOTHING HERE
AND NOW I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

I SAW YOU, RUNNING DOWN THE STREET, I GOT SHOT IN THE HEART
I SAW YOU, IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MOVIES AT A PICTURE SHOW

I SAW YOU THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME,YOU ARE A BITCH ON HEAT
SOGGY KNICKERS AND A PONY TAIL NO MANS SAFE WALKING DOWN HER STREET

NOW YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME THERES NOTHING WRONG
YOUR NEVER GONNA TURN AWAY
BUT NOW YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME THERES NOTHING HERE
AND NOW I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

I SAW YOU, RUNNING DOWN THE STREET, I GOY SHOT IN THE HEART
I SAW YOU, IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MOVIES AT A PICTURE SHOW

eyes of murder

the body beside me starts to decay, I'm biting my nails, the smell won't go away
it was a question of me or you, the voices in my head told me what to do

I only saw you through the eyes of murder, I only saw you through the eyes of hate
I only saw you through the eyes of murder, I had to do it cos I just couldn't wait

Gonna take her to the railway line, kiss her goodbye for the last time
The graveyard was calling you every day, and now the devil will have his say

I only saw you through the eyes of murder, I only saw you through the eyes of hate
I only saw you through the eyes of murder, I had to do it cos I just couldn't wait

The body beside me starts to decay, I'm biting my nails, the smell wont go away
It was a question of me or you, the voices in my head told me what to do

I only saw you through the eyes of murder, I only saw you through the eyes of hate
I only saw you through the eyes of murder, I had to do it cos I just couldn't wait

marriage wrecker

well I'm a chauvenist pig, do what the fuck I like
I blew the last one out, cos she was a bike
I spend their money, and I fuck their mates
Now I'm getting really good, at climbing garden gates

Im a marriage wrecker, a dirty fecker
You've seen me before
I'm a marriage wrecker, a dirty fecker
I'll leave you crying on the sitting room floor

Back in school, I was a horny old dog
I chucked a one up, in the lasses bogs
The teacher walked in, and her face turned blue
I said "get on the floor, now I'm gonna fuck you
[her panties were down]

im a marriage wrecker, a dirty fecker
youv'e seen me before
I'm a marriage wrecker, a dirty fecker
I'll leave you crying on the bathroom floor

I'm gonna call you up, I've got nothing to do
I'm gonna kiss your lips, and go down on you
I pumped her so hard, that her face turned green
She called me an animal, she called me obscene
[fucking hell]

I'm a marriage wrecker, a dirty fecker
You've seen me before
I'm a marriage wrecker, a dirty fecker
I'll leave you twitching on the bedroom floor

Well now I just can't get a hard -on, I just can't get a hard-on
I just can't get a hard-on, I just cant get a hard-on for you
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?.

do you get the picture?

Yeah I know that she's getting older, she's a fool to believe what I told her
I don't know what she's doing it for, she never read what was nailed to the church door
Lost hopes and broken dreams, she never listened to the cigarette screams
Well I've lost all hope, I cant carry on

Do you get the picture? [repeat 4 times]

She called me an animal, that I won't deny
All those silly smiles, and that look in her eye
Now what will it take, to get you off my case
I'll have to get a railway sleeper, and drop it on your face

Do you get the picture? [repeat 4 times]

Repeat 1st verse

horror garage

I hate your guts, yes I fucking hate you
I wanna take you to my horror garage, I'm gonna stove your fucking brain in

Gonna take you to the horror garage, I've been here before
Gonna take you to the horror garage, theres five bodies under the floor

You make me sick, yes your all the fucking same
I'm hearing voices from beyond the grave, telling me to eat your brain

Gonna take you to the horror garage, you know where it is
Gonna drop you in a vat of acid, plink, plink, fizz

I'm not afraid of the noose, or rotting in a prison cell
And when I get my hands around your neck, your going straight to fucking hell

Gonna take you to the horror garage, you'll know where it is
Gonna take you to the horror garage, I'll make you drink my piss

sewer love

its been so long since I've seen the light, it's kind of grown on me like fur
well everybody hates the rats, but I don't mind, you know me and those rats we get on fine
cos I'm walking about, walking about in the sewer, sewer
walking about, walking about in the sewer, sewer, its love, love, love oh yeah well its love, love, love oh yeah

it stinks of piss and shit down here, I kind of eat it for my tea [yummy, yummy, yummy]
well, there's gerald and theres barney, I know there just rats but we get on fine
well, I'm walking about, walking about in the sewer, sewer
walking about, walking about in the sewer, sewer, it's love, love, love oh yeah
well it's love, love, love oh yeah
[well I love those rats, you know I really do, theres a one called freida I'm gonna make her my wife]

bail out

I fall out of bed in the morning, the day starts moving real slow
I sit here forcing my breakfast down, I listen to the radio
My bird starts her nagging, she's wanting more every day
This fucker is bleeding me dry, there's got to be another way

I just gotta bail out, I really wanna bail out
I just gotta bail out, I really wanna bail out

She's always getting her hair done, it only makes her look worse
She look's like the bride of frankenstein, help me, I'm fucking cursed
I really wanna get away from here, I think about it every night
Nothing could make me happier, than to turn out the fucking lights

I just gotta bail out, I really wanna bail out
I just gotta bail out, I really wanna bail out

[repeat verse 1 & chorus]

we're so bored

don't wanna be in love cos I've got no heart, we're so bored
don't wanna be an adult , a boring old fart, we,re so bored
there's notning to do and there's nothing to say, we're so bored
sitting here staring at the wall all day, we're so bored

I put a saftey pin through my mothers head, cos she told me to get a job
My father threw me out last Thursday, cos I told him to suck my knob

Throwing in the towel, cos theres nothing to lose, we're so bored
Gonna break your windows, gonna blow a fuse we're so bored
Jumping in the river, I wish I was dead, we're so bored
I'm bored out of my fucking head, we're so bored

I put a saftey pin through my mothers head cos she told me to get a job
My father threw me out last Thursday, cos I told him to suck my knob

Don't wanna be in love… we're so bored
Don't wanna be an adult… we're so bored
There's nothing to do, and there's nothing to say… we're so bored
Just sitting here scratching my arse all day… we're so bored

all lyrics copyright BARSONGS 2002

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